All hails Santa! If you're heading for the burning pits of hell when your time comes, then you may as well do it looking good in what is possibly our favorite Christmas Jumper. In fact this doesn't fall into the 'Ugly Christmas Sweater' category for me because it's pretty cool. It's also a little bit different and 'edgy' (I'm looking at you Emo's or whatever you call yourselves now)
This is in the top 5 best selling tops so far in the run up to Crimbo. 'Enjoy C*ck' is still number 1. God bless that British humor (Or Satan)
You have to be brave enough to have the word 'Cock' on your clothing though, so not for the faint hearted. Hail Santa has to be up there though if you're trying to shock Sue in accounting....
Our Jumper Sizes Are As Follows. Check The Images For A More Detailed Guide:
Small - 34"
Medium - 40"
Large - 44"
XL - 48"
XXL - 52"
We love Christmas, it's the best time! Also if you email a picture of you wearing the Jumper to email@example.com and we use it in our social media you get 50% back. That's right, free money for looking awesome.
Shopping for clothes online can be a nightmare, it's happened to all of us. To make things easier we have a 14 day no quibble returns policy. This means if for any reason you want to return the item (Why would you though, it's awesome) as long as it's within 14 days and unworn you can send it back for a full refund!
This does not affect your normal rights as a buyer. We just know it isn't always easy to buy online, so it's an added perk from us.
We offer full customisation to make your items extra special, we also try not to charge the earth for it. Please message us with your requirements.
Thanks for looking at our stuff, if we can help with anything at all then give us a shout.