It's just not Christmas if Darth Vader, Or his Dad......Or son. Or someone he knew once, isn't slashing the bejeezus out of someone with a lightsaber. My inner nerd still has a lot of love for this Xmas sweater. It's going to be in my rotation of fairly ugly sweaters this Crimbo, that's for sure.
While this star wars inspired jumper is a top 10 Christmas seller. The absolute king of offensive, Funny Xmas sweats is this one.....
You have to be brave enough to have the word 'Cock' on your clothing though, so not for the faint hearted.
Our Jumper Sizes Are As Follows. Check The Images For A More Detailed Guide:
Small - 34"
Medium - 40"
Large - 44"
XL - 48"
XXL - 52"
We love Christmas, it's the best time! Also if you email a picture of you wearing the Jumper to email@example.com and we use it in our social media you get 50% back. That's right, free money for looking awesome.
Shopping for clothes online can be a nightmare, its happened to all of us. To make things easier we have a 14 day no quibble returns policy. This means if for any reason you want to return the item (Why would you though, it's awesome) as long as it's within 14 days and unworn you can send it back for a full refund!
This does not affect your normal rights as a buyer. We just know it isn't always easy to buy online, so it's an added perk from us.
We offer full customisation to make your items extra special, we also try not to charge the earth for it. Please message us with your requirements.
Thanks for looking at our stuff, if we can help with anything at all then give us a shout.